A Periodical of Software, Signal & Systems · Heet Patel
§ 01 — Cover Story
Edition: Spring · MMXXVICost: One coffee ☕
Cover Story · No. 01
Listening for signal in everything.
A first-class software engineer who
reverse-engineered
Shazam
for fun, ships production APIs on weeknights, and
still believes a well-built spreadsheet can change a
logistics company.
By The Editors · Photographs by
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Class Honours
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90pp
Dissertation
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From the editor — on the subject.
Pp. 02—03 · Essay
Heet Patel is a software engineer working at the seam
where rigorous research meets the unglamorous business
of getting work done. He graduated First Class from
Nottingham Trent in 2025, took home the department's
Best Mathematics Project Award for a dissertation on
audio fingerprinting, and spent both his summers turning
warehouse spreadsheets into systems people actually
used.
What sets the work apart is its insistence on
usefulness. The same engineer who applied advanced
spectral analysis to recreate Shazam will also write a
Python script that quietly saves a procurement team
several hours a week. He treats Excel macros and
TensorFlow with equal seriousness — which tool wins is a
question of fit, never fashion.
He builds in public when he can. LintData, a
pandas validation library, ships to PyPI via GitHub
Actions. Serenity, a Discord moderation bot
written in async Python, runs across more than
sixty-five servers without his daily attention.
Routine Grid, in development, is a
habit-tracking platform with a Django REST backend and a
NextJS frontend modelled on GitHub's contribution graph.
If there is a thread, it is this: take a problem, find
its signal, and serve it back to people in the simplest
interface that respects their time. In September 2026 he
joins Checkout.com's Technology Graduate scheme.
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The ledger — selected works.
Pp. 04—07 · Portfolio
№ 01 — Featured
Reverse-engineering Shazam, by hand.
Audio · Signal Processing · Fourier · Python ·
NextJS
A 90-page mathematics dissertation that took Shazam
apart and rebuilt it. Spectrograms generated with
Librosa, fingerprints hashed with bespoke spectral
peak logic, audio matching in under eight seconds on
a laptop. Awarded the department's Best Mathematics
Project.
Sub-8-second matching against a local
fingerprint store on commodity hardware.
Full-stack delivery with a Next.js front
end on top of optimised SQL hash
storage.
№ 02
Routine Grid
Habits · Django REST · NextJS · JWT
A habit and time-tracking platform with a
production-grade REST backend, JWT auth, Pydantic
validation, and a calendar UI inspired by GitHub
contributions.
Status: In developmentStack: Django REST · Next.js
Pydantic-based validation across all
write endpoints.
Token rotation + refresh flow for
long-lived web sessions.
Calendar visualisation modelled on
GitHub's contribution graph.
№ 03
LintData
Open Source · Pandas · CI/CD · PyPI
A one-line pandas validator that flags missing rows,
duplicates, and quiet anomalies before they reach a
model. Released to PyPI through a GitHub Actions
pipeline.
License: MITDistribution: PyPI
Composable validation rules with
sensible defaults.
Anomaly detection over numeric and
categorical columns.
Reproducible release pipeline,
version-pinned via tags.
№ 04
Serenity
Discord · Async Python · Hikari · SQLite
A self-tuning moderation bot quietly running across
65+ Discord communities. Async by default, with
rate-aware spam control and per-server config
persisted to SQLite.
Servers: 65+Stack:
Hikari
· SQLite
Per-channel adaptive rate limiting, no
human in the loop.
Async event-loop architecture handling
thousands of messages.
SQLite-backed configuration with
per-guild overrides.
№ 05 — Research
Computer vision for album art.
CNN · Transfer Learning · Spotify · Conversational
AI
Retrained ResNet50 and EfficientNetB0 to classify
album artwork, then wired the predictions into a
Spotify-aware conversational agent backed by SQLite.
Accuracy: ~70% (ensembled)
Transfer learning on a curated cover-art
dataset.
Ensemble of CNN backbones to lift top-1
accuracy.
Inference loop joined with the Spotify
Web API.
№ 06 — Research
Big-data accident analytics.
Hadoop · MapReduce · Distributed · Clustering
Multi-node Hadoop cluster built to crunch national
vehicular accident data; MapReduce jobs cluster
incidents by severity to surface where intervention
matters most.
Scale: Multi-node cluster
Cluster orchestration and HDFS data
layout from scratch.
MapReduce severity-clustering pipeline.
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Field notes — work in the wild.
P. 08 · Reportage
Sept 2026
Technology Graduate, Checkout.com
London · Fintech
Incoming
Reserved. The forthcoming chapter.
Joining the Checkout.com Technology Graduate scheme
in September 2026 to work on payments infrastructure
at scale. Field notes from the desk will be filed in
a forthcoming issue.
Summer 2024
Data Analyst Intern,
Future Centre Storage & DistributionAylesbury · Logistics
Built an Excel-based tracking dashboard (Macros,
Pivots, V/X-Lookup) that shaved fulfilment delay
and surfaced bottlenecks across international
logistics.
Worked the floor with procurement, sales and
warehouse — turned dashboard observations into
operating decisions.
Automated reporting across Sheets, Excel and
Teams so management could move on data, not
anecdote.
Summer 2023
Data Analyst Intern, Astute HealthcareAylesbury · Pharma · M&A
Briefed the executive team on European pharma
market dynamics during the acquisition of
DocPharm GmbH.
Wrote a Python scraper against Belgium's SAM
medicine database to enrich procurement with
live competitor pricing.
Designed a German↔English inventory pipeline
using cosine similarity on expanded acronyms —
eliminating manual translation overhead.
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The toolkit — instruments at hand.
P. 09 · Index
Languages
Python advanced
TypeScript fluent
JavaScript fluent
SQL fluent
Java working
VBA working
ML / AI
TensorFlow core
Keras core
CNNs research
NLP working
Spectral analysis distinction
CRISP-DMmethod
Data & Backend
FastAPI core
Django REST core
PostgreSQL core
Hadoop / MapReduce research
Pandas / NumPy daily
Matplotlib / Seaborn daily
Operate & Ship
Git daily
GitHub Actions CI/CD
JWT / Auth flows core
RESTful design core
Async Python core
Excel / VBA weapon
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Honours roll & recognition.
P. 10 · Awards
Award · 2025
Best Mathematics Project
Department of Mathematics, Nottingham Trent
University — for the Shazam audio-fingerprinting
dissertation.
Degree · 2025
First Class Honours
BSc Data Science — top classification across machine
learning, big data and statistical analysis.
Service · 2023–25
Course Representative
Elected by the Data Science and Computer Science
(with Maths) cohorts to advocate for curriculum
changes.